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So I bought Kitten a suction cup dildo last night, it should arrive in a couple of days. Needless to say my mind hasn’t stopped thinking about all the fun things we’re going to get up to. Its killing me that I don’t get to see her for

it is OBJECTIVELY the best flavor. Leave your wrong opinions on the best flavor of instant ramen in the notes. Unless it’s also hot n spicy chicken flavor, in which case, good taste my man

ixnay-on-the-oddk: codyxsmash: ixnay-on-the-oddk: This is my ‘Its taken me 20 minutes to drive .7 miles in traffic and am going to kill someone’ face Please; I spend a minimum of 3 hours in the car every day round trip just going to work and getting

Why am i feeling like its literally going to kill me to just get a sheet of paper and start my world history hw. I really need to set my priorities straight ;-;

alohomorashlie replied to your post: Why am i feeling like its literally going to kill… world history is FUN! Are you sure? ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE?!>Sksdjal just kidding. Its a cool subject but to be honest Its just the class I have a problem

outrageou-s: dreamingfabio: radiobread2: my mom was like “nicole clean your room” so im like “ugh im going to kill myself” and she like stared at me and shes like “honey its okay you dont have to clean right now” and she came upstairs with

Its going to kill me to do my summer homework. I just know it is.

why do i feel like writing this essay is going to kill me klaldnfhjd

fancyeliza: me, every year since 2011: I am going to make it through this year if it kills me every year since 2011: [trying its gosh darn hardest to kill me]

i just made a blueberry crumble, and not to toot my own horn, but my baking skills are a number one. Unfortunately its agonizingly sweet. Eating it by myself is going to kill me.

radiopastel replied to your post:aw hell yea burn ban time to die in hundred+++++++…hellyeah the rain and cold here is killing me yea its going to flush away my house and all my possessions hell yeagive us all of these things. give it to texas.

mrdegradation: zakeno: Something I animated for fun this weekend, excuse the fact its on 4s and 5s, the character detail was going to kill me. this is adorable :D!

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Its almost kinda funny that thinking about killing myself is whats gettng me to start going through my stuff to clean up better and get rid of things. Kinda sad that the only thing I got rid of was ironically a drawer full of old Christmas and birthday

retr0philia: poolfullofjello: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial How do white people survive? the second one kills me im going to hell

nishioya: nishioya: nishioya: my brother dared me to watch this anime and i have no idea what the fuck is going on oh shit its the ex bae i want this one give me this one i want him

killthemassa: Envy is a sickness, its poison. I stay away from all of these outsiders, but honestly, my own niggas are probably going to be the ones to kill me.

theicarustheory: You know what’s funny its like 90% of you really wanted the blood-orange parody and so secretly did I so here you go. SNK: The Documentary will now be my life force so go ahead and just feed my brain. (Also, y’all don’t have to

It’s killing me right now that I’m really sick and it’s snowing and about 20 degrees in Binghamton which means no gym for me. I was hoping to go really every day up until I leave on Sunday but putting me out in this weather and going

If anyone wants to kill my ex for me let me know. I’ve had no luck with guys since day one. Everything feels like a lie. He’s seeing someone right now. Its been a month. I want to fucking kill them they’re pathetic people. I’m

tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023:the words im going to kill myself have no meaning anymore i just chant them to get me out of bed in the morning

outrageou-s: dreamingfabio: radiobread2: my mom was like “nicole clean your room” so im like “ugh im going to kill myself” and she like stared at me and shes like “honey its okay you dont have to clean right now” and she came upstairs with

retr0philia: poolfullofjello: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial How do white people survive? the second one kills me im going to hell

Unfortunate reminder that Billy Whalen thinks eating pussy is disgusting and therefore is no better than DJ Khaled 🔫 😔

why i am 2000% Maji D O N E with SNK fandom

smearedlipstickk: i didnt wanna do it father but i caught him with another woman in the bed i made and so i put him in a grave and now theres no one left to get me off its a drag, why did i have to go and kill him when he was the best i ever had.

congratulations, you have the ability to put me in the best mood, and then go and kill it a few minutes later

the-place-where: likesdinos: jackmymeat420: corginator: jackmymeat420: drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow you climb that fuckin tree right now I’ve

dreamingfabio: radiobread2: my mom was like “nicole clean your room” so im like “ugh im going to kill myself” and she like stared at me and shes like “honey its okay you dont have to clean right now” and she came upstairs with tea and two

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